We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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