ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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