white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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