Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
two words: eviction party
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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