hotel room ftw
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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