my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
There are leaves in my underwear?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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