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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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