so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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