I don't think brook has ever known best
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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