Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
A bitchslap is in order.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
