My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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