In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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