What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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