Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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