Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was like eating out sand paper
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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