she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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