Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I want her autograph on my taint
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
