Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
there was a trapeze. enough said
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
