Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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