you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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