Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
