no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
do nipples grow back?
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