i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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