I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
