So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Who did Billy Mays play for?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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