So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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