Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
soo... how was my night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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