im drinking this country out of the recession.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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