He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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