Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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