I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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