I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
and she was petting her beer can
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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