Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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