So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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