We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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