Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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