I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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