You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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