i don't like sucking hair
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I know her cup size but not her name....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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