I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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