two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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