After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Never underestimate the power of titties
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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