We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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