so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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