me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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