love makes seman taste better
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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