I can tuck mytits in my pants
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
ttyl tear gas
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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