I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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