You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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