Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Randomize
