I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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