She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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