just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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