Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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